Beware of s/w engineer

A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Cant you see the warning? "smoking is injurious to health"
to this the engineer says...........





Any guesses !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

................................We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

Typical students

> > Once four MBA students were boozing till late night> and didn't study for> the test which was scheduled for the next day. In> the morning they> thought of a plan. They made themselves look as> dirty and weird as they> could with grease and dirt.> > Then they went up to the dean and said that they had> gone to a wedding> last night and on their return the tyre of their car> burst and they had> to push the car all the way back and that they were> in no condition to> appear for the test. The Dean was a just person so> he said that they> could have a retest after three days. They said they> were ready.> > On the third day they appeared before the dean. The> Dean said that as> this was a special condition all four were required> to be in separate> rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had> prepared well in last> three days.> > > > > > > > > > The test consisted of two questions for total marks> of 100.> > Q1. Write down your names. (2 marks)> Q2. Which tyre burst? (98 marks>