Vajpayee made fools all the three

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling
in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting
there looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face,
which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and
nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.
Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him.

Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me,and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped."

Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me."

Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again".