Loloo in Heaven

Laloo died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?"Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said Laloo, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."And whose clock is that?"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."Laloo asked, "Where's my clock?" Your clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan"

Laloo Prasad Yadav jokes

Laloo Prasad Inside the Class :

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1) Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

2) Open the windows of the doors. Let the Air Force come in.

3) Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

4) Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor

5) You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class ..)

6) Both of u three, get out of the class.

7) Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today.

8) Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

9) Take 5 cm wire of any length....

About his family :

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1) I have two daughters. Both of them are girls..
At the ground :

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1) All of you, stand in a straight circle.2) There is no wind in the balloon.
To a boy, angrily :

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1) I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :

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1) You, rotate the ground four times...

2) You, go and under-stand the tree...

3) You three of you, stand together separately.

4) Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)

Runs in the family!

One day Laloo appeared on KBC(Kaun Banega
Crorepathy) with him he brought his entire family.
First question : One plus One?Laloo thinking : uses all lifelines and answers
threeAmitji : Sorry Laloo wrong jawaabgroans from laloo`s family : give him one more
chance give him one more chance
Amitji feeling sorry for distraught laloo, decides to
give him another goso he asks Laloo : three plus two?Lalloo answers :sixAmitji cannot believe it, but because Laloo`s family
begs for him to give Laloo another chance, he does
Amitji : Laloo last chance, three plus three?Lalloo sweating answers sixAmitji is silent, suddenly there is a roar from
laloo`s family: give him one more chance, give him
one more chance...