Loloo in Heaven

Laloo died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of yamraj , he saw a huge wall of clocks behind. he asked, "What are all those clocks?"Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.""Oh," said Laloo, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie."And whose clock is that?"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."Laloo asked, "Where's my clock?" Your clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan"